This sounds way cooler

I have found a new title for what I do. I am now a:

Paleomorphodynamicist

The field of morphodynamics is defined as the study of the evolution of landscapes and seascapes in response to the erosion and deposition of sediment. As a geologist, I am largely concerned with the record of ancient sedimentary systems, hence the paleo prefix. Sweet!

I gotta go order some new business cards.